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  • Random Confession:

    I'm just glad.
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  • Currently…

    excited about decorating for Christmas!

    worried about Bravo.

    craving soup.

    loving snuggles with Matt & Bravo on our giant couch.

    hating coughing.

    missing sleep.

    wondering how it's going to be.

    reading nada.

    listening to ipod mix.

    watching Criminal Minds.

  • Blinkies

    Because they're fun!

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  • Matt’s Words

    Re: The Texas v. Colorado game - "That's it, I have to watch the game for them to win." ~10/10/09

    Matt's made up word this week: conspirations n. the result of conspiring. ~10/09/09

    Me: You're a genius! I knew I married you for a reason!

    Matt: My work is done. Time for a divorce.

    ~10/02/09

    "I'm so sick of this Lady Gaga! She's not good and needs to shut up!" ~7/3/09

    "Aww. They're Love Onions." ~5/17/09

    "You're a Communist." ~4/19/09

    Matt: You know one day you'll be on the beach and be like 'Damn, I'm glad that Matt made me watch Shark Week: Future Sharks so I would know about the scientist who f**ked a shark and now there are sharks with legs...'

    Me: laughing hystericly

    Matt: "What? You need to know about that shit. ~3/28/09

    "I do enjoy reading about myself. I feel like I'm a character in someone's book. It's kinda cool." ~3/18/09

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—–
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