2002 I competed Jr. Miss. I was awarded “Spirit of Jr. Miss” sort of the Miss Congeniality award. It was okay that I didn’t win. I’d decided to participate to expand my horizons. I was a tom boy and some of my classmates would tease me for never wearing a skirt or doing anything remotely girl-like. Jr. Miss was the first thing I did to challenge myself and step outside my comfort zone. I still look back on the experience as one of the main events that shaped who I became. I got to know and was accepted by the girls I thought were the “popular” ones. I proved to myself that I could do things I was afraid of, that I could make new friends, and that I could have fun the whole time. That pageant really helped bring me out of my shell and I am so thankful that I pushed myself to do it.
Matt and I went to his sister’s Jr. Miss pageant last night. I entertained myself by texting a play-by-play of the show.
7:02pm – Slutty mom? Check! No mic? Check! Let’s get started!
7:04pm – Opening number: the thriller dance.
7:04pm – The robot smiles look scary.
7:07pm – Someone buy Timberlake a new PA system. BTW it smells like feet in the cafeteria.
7:15pm – Round 2: Poise…to the song from Rent. Yay! AIDS!
7:16pm – For my Jr. Miss poise we got to waltz with real boys. These poor girls just get to stomp around in their prom dresses.
7:20pm – Just have the girls wander aimlessly around the stage to the music from Titanic before they answer the same question, the exact same way.
7:22pm – Matt says the girls are wearing long dresses so they can go barefoot and not walk like cows. It’s not helping some of them. Moo.
7:24pm – Great. The AIDS song again.
7:27pm – Girls hear my thoughts and please put your shoulders back. You look humpbacked.
7:33pm – Coming up….talent!
7:35pm – Bass guitar…maybe it sucked because it was Metallica.
7:36pm – Romeo & Juliet in Spanish? First, it was based in Italy and written by an Englishman – get it right. Second, no subtitles allowed in North Idaho. Speak English or get out.
7:39pm – I think this girl’s poem is about the Twilight Saga.
7:41pm – Does EVERYONE play the harp? There was one for ’03 too.
7:42pm – Woot! Just what this show was missing! A Hannah Montana dance!
7:45pm – Interpretive dance to One Republic’s Apologize. I HATE this song and it chases me EVERYWHERE!
7:47pm – Skateboarding, Rubix cube solving girl should win the talent round…she won my heart.
7:51pm – Cait, you are silly and your talent made everyone laugh. (She did a spoof of a Taylor Swift SNL skit)
7:52pm – Round 3: Fitness…to a Grease/Footloose mashup.
7:59pm – Footloose…Seniors ’03! Yeah! (For homecoming my senior year the Class of 2003 did a lip sync and dance to Footloose. It was so awesome we were the only class ever asked to perform at homecoming halftime.)
8:35pm – And just like that it’s over. Cait won 2nd place, Spirit of Jr. Miss, and the interview portion. Woo Cait!
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